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Ode to My Itsy Bitsy Titsy


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left cup runneth over/


right cup half empty/


if I add my left cup size to my right cup size what will I get/ DD + D = DDD/I've never been great at math/but this is no/miscalculation/


I am 36 DD confined to a 36 D bra/


(D)Disgorges over the underwire/


D--you flaccid beach ball/I wish I could reinflate you/part my mouth around your nipple/and/

breathe/


no one can tell/unless I wear a tight bodice/then/you are/obnoxiously evident/


I am afraid of introducing you to my future boyfriend/will he still want to undress me/will he still want to make love to me/


will he still want to touch you/


you/


sea urch/in/the palm of my hand/


even I am hesitant to hold you close to me/


you/


strangulated bagpipe/


moulting pompom/ B-O-O-B/

what's that spell/

what's that spel/

what's that spe/

what's that sp/

what's that s/

what's that/


what is that/


what/


who are you/


you/


waning gibbous/


my metaphors wane, also/it turns out there are only so many euphemisms that can be assigned to an/ill-proportioned breast/


itsy bisty titsy/


you make me/


sad/


you/


teardrop defying the laws of gravity/


or/

is it the laws of gravity that defy the teardrop/so that it never falls into/

place/


I've noticed only/beautiful/things/

fall/


shooting stars/


autumn/


my left titty

 

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