your a poet so I thought I'd send this roses are red lemons are sour open your leg and feel the power
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{*you're}
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{*legs}
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My one-worded reply:
gross.
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If I knew you looked like that I never would have messaged you
***
A man will sexually harass a woman.
The woman will call him on his fuckery, to which he then tells her that she is no longer attractive.
The conversation digresses from gothic literature to:
Oh, are you sexual at all btw?
Not being horny just asking.
[20 minutes later]
Sorry
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{You should be}
Hello beautiful How are you? Please tell me you have a thing for older guys
Hey I like your profile you seem very cool and interesting and you are absolutely beautiful. I'd love to hang out some time 😊😊maybe smoke a bunch of weed, order pizza, watch a movie and cuddle, and have some drinks if UR into that you look like a total sweetheart
[translation: I will get you cross-faded and then force you to submit to my every sexual notion]
I bet we would get along great. . 😙😙
Hi! Interested in 9 inches? :p always up for commitment but I wouldn't be apposed to fooling around :p
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{*opposed}
***
First of all: Ow
Second of all: Ew
Lastly: Ha, yeah right!
I'm not gonna lie. I have a thing for pale skin & amp; dark hair, I think its really hot. I'm a hard working man with a good head on my shoulders.
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{*it's}
Oh EMMM GGGEEEEEEEE, damn girl uhh wow.. 🤯🤯 has anyone ever told you how you are the perfect mix between cute and sexy 😊😍 i feel like thier should be a picture of you in the dictionary next to the word "flawless". They shouldnt have a written definition of it instead they should just have your pic 🥰 it would honestly be my pleasure to get to know you and hopefuly develop a friendship between us!
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{*their}
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{*hopefully}
your like yogurt cuz you're all i wanna
***
{It's *you're, for fuck's sakes!}
It is true;
you have plenty of fish
in your sea of servers--
plenty of fish
who encircle us
like forest fires
(Enter Tinder)
lying in wait to
ravage
upon
our womanly flesh.
Ok, Cupid--
you can sincerely fuck off.
Image Source:
Decapitated Cupid gif (n.d.). [image] Available at: https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/hentai-dad/27004713/ [Accessed 5 Oct. 2020]
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